LEARN FROM THESE FAILURES AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE MUSH HAPPIER

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• When you get a really bad sun burn and race to the medicine cabinet for the cooling spray, make sure you take your time and read the label. You may set your skin on fire with mosquito repellent. #LFMF
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• Before blowing up an empty chips packet and popping it over your sleeping dads head, For heaven’s sake .. Make sure its empty!
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• If the gnat swarms are dense enough to get in your eyes and nose, blowing bubble gum bubbles is no longer a good idea. #LFMF
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• When you get a flat tire and don’t know how to change it yourself, make sure you look at your surroundings before calling for help. The nearest mechanic might just be literally across the street. You’re parents don’t like to drive for 2 hours to find that out. #LFMF
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• A motorbike’s hot chrome exhaust looks exactly like a cold chrome exhaust, but feels much different. #LFMF